Pedestrians, please use crosswalks. Don’t turn crossing the street into a real live game of Frogger that drivers didn’t ask to play.

Dear driver in front of me, use your blinker. Thanking you in advance, the driver behind you. And the driver behind me.

Movie ratings are a good guideline when making a comment or telling a story in public. If there are kids and families present, keep it PG.

If you are driving and texting, you are not multi-tasking. You are half-assed driving. #civilityplease

You wouldn't start reading a newspaper in the middle of a conversation. OMG texting is just as rude. #civilityplease

We’re sure your Pit Bull/Chihuaha/Loveable Mutt is extremely sweet, but it still needs a leash. I might be packing jerky. #civilityplease

A civil society settles its differences by voting. Just one more thing that separates us from elephant seals.

One neighbor fights for the right to party, the other for the right to catch some zzzs. After 2am, kick the slow jams and call it a tie.

You can’t help being sick, but you can help avoid spraying others with your germs. Get your hand and mouth aquainted with each other.

If you’re talking loudly during a movie, the theater better be on fire. #civilityplease